Boob Scotch! ~ This is my drink. I’m pretty sure this dude is from my home town. We used to hang out with Amos and Big Titties Chuck and fingertrap chicks in his living room when his mom was working at the hospital. (I was a kid back then. Now I’m like responsible and stuff.)
I got turned on to this band a couple years back all thanks to Chuck Sevast (a.k.a Big Titties Chuck). This is the good shit. These dirt bags make me remember the good old days. Being underage, sneaking into bars with my older friends, sitting with my back to the bar tender so nobody’s the wiser. Getting totally fucked, hitting on someone’s girlfriend, spitting in her boyfriends face, drag-out, knock-down, black out, and waking up in your own piss, kinda fun. I like the Coachwhips and I think you’re gonna like ’em too. Peed Club approved!