The Holidays Are Here!

Im driving to the shop this morning and my wife is tuning in Julie Andrews singing some christmas song. I was immediately filled with the holiday spirit and added Julie Andrews to my top 5 ultimate bang list. In other words, If I ever get a chance (regardless if my wife is at my side) Ive got a green light to plow away on whoever is on the list. My wife asks, why Julie Andrews!?!? I quietly answered back. “Imagine the amazing songs she would sing to me about my dong. It would be magical!”