Old Man in Bank Parking Lot

Dear old man in the bank parking lot (aka Walter Matthau).

Seriously, you should not have banged on the back of my truck like that as I drove past you. Yes, I saw you in the cross walk but you were taking your sweet ass time so I went for it. Unfortunately, when you started shouting you got on my bad side. Then you smacked the shit out of my back window and scared my little boy who had just happened to drift to sleep in his car seat.

This is the point where I snapped, threw the truck in park, got out and proceed to bum rush your old ass over the parking block and then smash your face into the concrete.

Maybe I overreacted? Then again, maybe you got exactly what was coming to you.