Batman didn’t listen so see what happens. Mother fucker gets bit like a damn fool. Prepare for the worst. Apparently a bat belt isn’t enough. My weapon of choice would have to be the retractable baton. These little bastards will crack a skull, snap an arm or at the least… poke an eye out.
You may or may not be aware but I am completely sure that the world will one day be ravaged my a zombie invasion. I spend every extra dollar preparing for the apocalypse and so should you. I keep my short barrel pump action shotgun close at hand (all the time). I keep the banshee tuned and ready to haul. I even keep my camping gear and a survival kit packed in a waterproof bag at all times. I know Im not the only one out there who is ready to move. You dont have to take it seriously, just be prepared.
WHERE TO GO: Great question. In my research I located a hand full of US locations for refuge. Its a commonly known fact that the best environment to evade zombies is a cold one. Tower MN was recently ranked Number 1 in the midwest in “Towns to Seek Refuge during a Zombie Invasion.” I ranked it myself. Visit the sleepy town. Get to know the area. Ive been there dozens of times myself. In the instance of zombie attack, cold climate allows for slow if not frozen zombies. Hold up in your cabin with food, guns, some refer. Make it part of your routine to patrol your area in the winter months and take care of business. The more diligent you are in the winter, the easier your spring/summer will be. NOTE: The Boundary Waters area includes a number of secluded islands just a mile or two from the coast of Vermilion. These locations are ideal as they usually have a suitable rustic (non-electric) cabin available. Yes, zombies can walk across the frozen lake in the winter but from your island, you have a clear vantage point to pick em off well before you are faced with a legitimate attack.
Man – I like these Cycle Zombie dudes attitude. Every now and again, they post these shorts on Vimeo. Check ’em out if you have the time (and I know you do cause its winter).
NO idea what the Cycle Zombie tards are up to but looks like a really fun ride. I actually read somewhere that this film was part of next years Canes Film Festival. Also I read that they got the motorcycle mama lady from “surf nazi’s must die” to make some weird special appearance as a ranch owner or something??? Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
Have you seen this or not? These guys haven’t posted much to youtube over the last year+ but when they do, it’s always pretty rad. If you’re hiding out at work looking to waste a few minutes on the computer, there are a few other videos of them out there worth hunting down. Check out the Cycle Zombie Blog here.
NOTE: A blind zombie is still dangerous. BEWARE.
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